Christians, wear your cross with pride!
Jake Farr-Wharton 14 commentsNew song from Jake Farr-Wharton of The www.ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast.
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Gina
Monday 2nd August 2010 | 12:14 AM!
Jake Farr-Wharton
Monday 2nd August 2010 | 04:48 AM...in response to this comment by Gina. Gina,
yes, it is.
Gina
Monday 2nd August 2010 | 04:57 AM...in response to this comment by Jake Farr-Wharton. haha -- Very funny! I like it. You don't sound anything like I imagined. Not that that's a bad thing.
Jake...Too funny,
My Jewish girlfriend even loved it, and wanted to know where she could find it on you tube. You're really getting it together. Good on ya' mate.
For me-sadly, things are headed for the worse. I have recently decided to become a Fundamentalist Christian, and have joined the International Flat Earth Society.
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Jake Farr-Wharton
Monday 2nd August 2010 | 01:14 PM...in response to this comment by Friendo. I'll have a new song about you within the next fortnight. Something to look forward to while your looking at the beauty of the world and utterly refuting the mathematical inequity between brain and rectum.
...in response to this comment by Jake Farr-Wharton. WOW MOM DOG GOD..Now there's something I can get excited about. Good on ya' mate.
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gilly
Monday 2nd August 2010 | 09:14 PMand you still talk to much
Jake can you hounestly say you dont see yourself as religious and a preacher
Can you seriously not understand how bound up to your athiestic beliefs you are
I bet you dream of being Dawkins saving the world from the evils of religion, setting the captives free and preaching your beliefs from mountains to masses
Your religion is based on a pseudo science Whoa, what an idea, a song about the silly religion athiesm and its pseudo science beliefs
Nah, it doesnt mean that much to me. Im not obsessed with it Who cares
...in response to this comment by Jake Farr-Wharton. Hey Buddy...Ya' know, "fortnight" (The fortnight is a unit of time equal to fourteen days.) is not a word that is used here in the States, ever, not at all, by anyone. Personally, I like the word, and would use it, but literally, nobody knows what it means here. Now I do like to use the expression "Straight away" ( Adv. straightaway - without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening; "he answered immediately"; "found an answer straightaway") the term Straightaway eludes to its own meaning in the saying of it, so it is a bit more self explanatory.
Your friendo in the Pseudo Sciences,
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...in response to this comment by Jake Farr-Wharton. The pure pseudo mathematics of it are as follows: Lifespan x Mass x Height=Fatness/c²-D³xC where D=the distance in cm from the center of your cortex to the pivot point of your rectum.
This has been proven out several times in clinical trials, as well as in practice.
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Jake Farr-Wharton
Tuesday 3rd August 2010 | 11:01 AM...in response to this comment by gilly. Gilly, I don't often remember my dreams, unfortunately, and I'd rather not speculate. I do sometimes dream about punching Christians. It's great fun.
Anyway, I'm guessing that you didn't watch the video or listen to the song. Had you done so, you would have realised that it was satire and was specifically making fun of christians wearing a cross around their necks.
I remember a pastor telling me when I was very young, that wearing a cross protects the wearer.
It also makes fun of the whole issue of Jesus being sent to earth to redeem and save humanity.
It was great fun writing it, performing it and recording it.
I love you Gilly, you make everything I do, worthwhile.
Jake Farr-Wharton
Tuesday 3rd August 2010 | 11:02 AMI had a good chuckly reading that!
Henk V
Tuesday 3rd August 2010 | 02:37 PMPersonally, I enjoy crucifying every Fox Mulder that crosses my path..
Whacking a symbol of a fictitious "historical" character around my neck sounds ludicrous. Doing the same for your children is absurd.
I think that red dots on Indians look absurd.
You know what, when they see this personal behemoth come into their lives and the Fox Mulders make the same dumb statements as every other believer has in store I generally ask them to hand over their personal calculator so I can smash it.
Just think about it, if a little thing like a calculator has "stupidfied" the world, imagine what a religious text can do....
Wearing a cross? It's like some puffed up engineer walking around a building site with a calculator in a holster. It just provides some notional security for the bearer.
Problem is, the US appears to have a lot of folk who consider it national security. I'd say the same goes for every nation that supports religious cross dressing...
gilly
Tuesday 3rd August 2010 | 06:38 PMYeah I listened to most of it, did get a bit preachy though
That was my point duh
I dont wear a cross, never have, no one in my family does either. Spose I look it as a bit of idol worship, but I am not judging those who do
Your Pastor told you it was a protection symbol? Nice little fib or only you would be stupid enough to believe that. You decide
Lucky your pastor didnt teach you your penis was a snake
I can see you bleeding everywhere as you try cut its head off
Oh and as your little preachy parody indicated the cross has become a fashion symbol as opposed to anything Christian
I have seen it done better by Christians
and I love you to Jake, but not in the way Mike does
Gina
Monday 2nd August 2010 | 12:05 AMIs that you singing, Jake? ha!