Fat people cause global warming!
Friendo 11 comments
As if they didn’t already have enough problems on their hands fat people are now being blamed for global warming.
Well, here's the straight poop on the issue of global warming. I felt that it just wasn't fair for Blacks, Christians (especially), Jews, Muslims, Taliban, and Wal Mart shoppers to have to take all the heat here on RL and everywhere else in the news. I felt like I needed to spread it around, and why not the Fats.
As a recovering alcoholic-addict, I have never believed in the disease concept of addiction. Nor, do I believe in the disease concept of being fat. It's just plain not being in control of your eating.
British scientists say they use up more fuel to transport them around and the amount of food they eat requires more energy to produce than that consumed by those on smaller diets. According to a team at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine this adds to food shortages and higher energy prices. Researchers Phil Edwards said: “We are all becoming heavier and it is a global responsibility. Obesity is a key part of the big picture."
This article in the Daily Telegraph explains it all.
(I just noticed; does that say something about Wal-Mart on the back of that chair?)
After over two years on Rusty Lime, I have decided to take my politically incorrect, factually wrong, intolerant, stupid, shocking, narrow mindedness, and turn it more towards woefully ignorant, brilliantly uninformed observation.
Henk V
Monday 22nd November 2010 | 05:18 PMYou guys are always picking on us Krustians! Fattyists, pah!
chortle chortle...
Tony Fyler
Thursday 25th November 2010 | 01:13 AMlol speaking as a Big Fat Lardass, I'd like to say I don't believe the idea of obesity being a disease. I do believe some people have glandular issues that make them fatter than they would 'normally' be. Then there's folk like me, who - and I need to say this clearly - really really like to eat lots of food, and treat exercise as though it will kill us if we give into it. On the George Carlin scale of self-identification, I am a Fat Fuck, howyadoin'?
Hooooooow....freakin'....ever...
This idea that somehow our lardasses take SIGNIFICANTLY more fuel to cart around or that the food we eat takes SIGNIFICANTLY more energy to produce is A' Grade, unrefined nine-bucks-a-bucket bullshit, and needs to be slapped into place right now. Yes, technically, if you want to get down to the physics, obviously more mass requires more energy to move it. But are we supposedly suggesting that a) those of us, for instance, without a car, who rely on public transport, are making unfair demands on the service because of our bulk? No, it would be running anyway, and the idea of all people having equal rights means ya can't discriminate in terms of pricing. Or b) that the food we eat wouldn't have been produced in any case in our globalised, consumer-crazed culture? I think not...it would just have been agonised over for slightly longer by the Thin Fuck down the street...
The desperate attempt to nit-pick a logical reason into being to blame some other group for global warming is logical, because the real underlying cause - the factories and personal transport that underpin the very fibre of our modern civilised society - is too big and too scary to pinpoint, and nobody's got the cojones to head-butt BP ;o) But these people had better beware before they target the Fat Fucks - yeah, we're easy to escape from, but if we catch you and sit on your head, it's game over ;o)
Henk V
Thursday 25th November 2010 | 07:19 AMI think the math would comfortably model that the "fat fucks" as you place them would have to make an extra contribution to global warming.
The glandular condition, in passing, would be incorrect.
I once attended weight watchers to listen to their food and weight theories. The enthusiasm to lose weight was irreproachable. The willingness to repeat false data or misrepresent them wasn't.
If you really suffer from a "glandular" condition that prevents you from losing weight you should be seeing a medico as its treatable. If psychosocial conditioning prevents you from having a captain america or wonder woman appearance you could commit to reviewing your practices and evaluating their worth in your life style.
My son at present is viewed with by suspicion by his mates. He is a skinny chef. Its because he runs around like mad at work, gets plenty of rest and gravitates to better foods. When he accepts poor food choices, gets his own chance to rest and leisure and practices insane somatic past timess, he will put on the pork lard.
Only if he isn't careful.
Its calories in vs calories expended. Believe you me, biochemistry is very perverse at recycling compounds classes to eke out the very most of what you eat. Its a pity you aren't chasing mega-fauna to justify it.
Compared to human age, the fat fucks seem to live a hell of a lot longer than our ancestors who died (on average) not must past procreation age. Consider indolence a carbon credit. Eat truly organic foods only (if there is such a thing) and please use biofuels.
When your corporeal mass is dug up in 200 years you may find you have turned into carbon sequestering adipocere. Hell, you would be dead then, but think of it as a current talking point to pick up "fat chicks". Don't call them that, its a sensibility no man need transgress.
PS, there are some forensic girls who just melt in your arms and go all squishy about your enthusiasm for finding words that are meaningful. Adipocere is a conversation starter, but only in a very limited circle.
...in response to this comment by Tony Fyler. Tony...I'm sure you know me well enough that I don't really believe that stuff, but posted it for shock value. Sadly, I am too open minded to take shit like that too seriously. Was just wanting to get some hits.
I mean after all, I have a friend who is "intersex"..She comes to visit me at work sometimes, and the closed minded shallows I work with always give me a hard time. When they found out I was going to have Thanksgiving dinner at her house, the howells went out. I try to see deeper than that.
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Henk V
Thursday 25th November 2010 | 02:05 PMhey i am into sex too..
Tony Fyler
Thursday 25th November 2010 | 11:57 PMYeah Friendo, I know ;o) Was trying to be equally tongue-in-cheek in response. lol seems to be the problem with the interweb - no-one can see the eyebrows, so what would otherwise make some pretty solid stand-up gets lost in translation I guess. How the Hell ya doin' anyway? Haven't been here for what seems like aaaages.
...in response to this comment by Tony Fyler. It's Thanksgiving here in the States. Its a pretty big and well liked holiday.
Though the premise of Thanksgiving is good, the whole deal really stinks. Mostly, the holiday is for us to be thankful to the Native Americans for allowing us to decimate their population and culture over the past 500 years. I don't even want to go there/here.
On the other hand, Thanksgiving is perhaps the least commercialized of of all the American celebrated holidays-It's just food and booze. I myself-as I assume many Americans do-have fond and beautiful memories of Thanksgivings past...Warm times around the fire as the weather gets colder(perhaps the first snow) With heaps of feasts...Turkey, stuffing, drinks, and family. Though Sara Palin recently ruined the enjoyment of the Turkey when she campaigned obliviously in front of a guy grinding the heads off candidates for out national dinners.
With so many holidays now commercalized to the max for the benefit of the Corpro-fascist self serving government we have here in the States today, somehow, Thanksgiving has remained more or less just warm family feelings surrounded by good eats.
Oh, the Corpros have tried to ruin it to be sure, but they can't get a good enough grip on just Turkey and Stuffing. Halloween actually does better, with an audience of children, and a product like candy, and to be able to ride on the shirt tails of the horror/vampire craze-well, thank god for Mars Inc.
I am a single man in his 50's, and I want it known that I have a turkey in the oven as we speak-stuffed with baby potatoes-and when it's done I will be taking it over to my friends house where we will all be discussing religion and politics.
Great to hear from you and thanks for the comments.
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...in response to this comment by Tony Fyler. Yes, those interwebs can be tricky!
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Henk V
Friday 26th November 2010 | 06:43 AMits not the tacky interweb, it the entrapped insects that worry me.
Happy thanks giving fat bastards. lard arses, and mudgutses all around the states.
Mind you, after all these years of hearing about thanksgiving, I have never actually really taken a look on how it ticks. As far as i know it appears to be a festival of traditional chomping.
TC with the citric acid cycle guys!
AndyU
Monday 17th January 2011 | 12:39 PMThe National Climatic Data Center has got the final news on 2010: It was the hottest year on record. Really, 2010 ties 2005 as hottest year, but that's still an achievement, considering that official data has been kept since 1880. The average temperature taken at ground level was 1.8 degrees Fahrenheit lower than the 20th century average, writes USA Today. Start taking out payday loans for emergency preparedness sets, because with temperatures climbing like this you never know whenever you will need them.
Papa
Monday 22nd November 2010 | 11:54 AMHa, I'm absolutely sure if you did the numbers it would make complete sense, no matter how many people you piss off with this article! good one... Now, I gotta get a bottle of that Crater Lake... :)