Chuck Norris on student hit list
Mikey 8 comments
As April 1st has well and truly passed, I can assure you this is not a joke. Two high school students have been arrested for possessing what appeared to be a 'hit list' which targeted, among other people, actor Chuck Norris. School officials stated that they "did not take this as a laughing matter".
The boys say the list was a joke and I am inclined to believe them, because everyone knows you don't simply go out and find Chick Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.
andrew
Friday 11th April 2008 | 10:09 PMdidn't realise he was still alive!!!
CT
Friday 11th April 2008 | 11:44 PMThey are both about to be round house kicked our of existence, and they don't even know it.
The Movie Whore
Saturday 12th April 2008 | 12:33 AMchuck Norris found out about this list and rather than end their lives with only his mere presence. He had mercy and called the cops instead.
Andrea L
Saturday 12th April 2008 | 08:24 AMIts stories like these that keep Chuck in popular culture! When will it end? Neat blog you have here.
Gong
Saturday 12th April 2008 | 06:08 PMThey found a new way of committing suicide without actually having to kill yourself, and what better person to kill you than CHUCK NORRIS!
Nate >.>
Sunday 13th April 2008 | 09:07 AM...in response to this comment by Gong. [in a Dr Zoidberd voice]
What an honor!
Jake
Monday 14th April 2008 | 06:03 AMI don't know what these boys were thinking, it is clear that with the morern advances in plastic surgery and home bodyweight exercise machines, Chuck Norris will outlive even the cockroaches in a post appocolyptic society.
/\/\@ximus
Friday 11th April 2008 | 10:07 PMSomehow I don't think Chucky would have been all that concerned.