I'm worth $1010 per hour in bed

Mikey 15 comments
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I'm worth $1010 per hour in bed

Don't let the title mislead you. I have no immediate plans to quit blogging to become a male prostitute. However the results I attained on the Gigolo metre does make $1010/hr sound like a good reason to start :-)

Estimations are based on averages taken from advertised male and female private escort sites. Try it for yourself (both male and females are catered for) and post your score in the comments.

Be patient as their server seems to be taking a pounding (pun intended) right now.

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Jim- Just a Guy

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 05:35 PM

Apparently I am the bigger whore.

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Jim- Just a Guy

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 05:36 PM

oops. I got 1,148 an hour.

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Rodney

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 06:04 PM

I got $1,117 but if I was female I would have gotten $1,255.

What I want to know is how come the "average" is $87? How the hell do you get $87? You'd have to be some sort of morbidly obese, self-obsessed, smelly looser to get... oh right... internet... I remember now.

(Kidding!) :-P

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Mikey

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 07:00 PM

I am starting to feel rather inadequate next to you guys :-)

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Joe Marco

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 07:07 PM

Not kidding: $1148...I think I can start financing more films this way.

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Kelli

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 07:14 PM

Marco got the same as Jim - what does that say? ;-)

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Jim- Just a Guy

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 07:31 PM

Damn it Joe!

If this keeps up I am going to start thinking we are clones. We used to look at each other from own test tubes. The government created us and planted us far apart to see if we would find each other.

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Joe Marco

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 08:43 PM

@ kelli...what does that say? we're studs.

@ Jim- I know man, this keeps getting weirder and weirder, it's like you're the White version, and I'm the Mexican version of whatever thing we were cloned from.

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Kim OJ

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 08:51 PM

This shit is rigged! I got $1148 as well... hmm... maybe I should post it on my web dating profile?

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Jim- Just a Guy

Tuesday 4th March 2008 | 09:11 PM

My girlfriend got $1040.

Kim, If you find a woman that sees that and sees the humor in it. Marry her.

Joe, Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

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Lauri

Wednesday 5th March 2008 | 02:44 AM

Well, 1,163/hr makes me a better ho, now I just gotta figure out if it's a compliment or not ...

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Jake

Wednesday 5th March 2008 | 07:18 AM

$1,102... I guess size does matter!

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John

Wednesday 5th March 2008 | 08:22 AM

...in response to this comment by Jake. Yes it does matter!

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Mark

Wednesday 5th March 2008 | 10:25 AM

I didn't even crack $1,000 ... looks like I'll need a good pimp

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Nate >.>

Friday 7th March 2008 | 06:33 PM

I got close.....alas, not enough to beat Joe and Jim.

Still...I guess I can't argue with being paid $1,132/hr for something most people might consider a hobby.

peace guys :p

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